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She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
• she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
• she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
• she thought a quarterback was a refund.
• she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
• she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
• she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
• she thought General Motors was in the army.
• she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
• she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
• under "education" on her job application, she put
"Hooked On Phonics."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
• she tripped over a cordless phone.
• she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can
because it said "concentrate."
• she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and
"DON'T WALK."
• at the bottom of the application where it says "sign
here," she put "Sagittarius."
• she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
• she studied for a blood test.
• she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
• she sold the car for gas money!
• when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead.
• when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said
"Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
• when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the
home, she moved.
• she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
• if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
• she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the
evening.
• she had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought
stood for "Tits Go In Front."
• she thought Grape Nuts was a venereal disease


Hahahhaa... I never bored by blonde jokes...