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I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle. Whilst in
the lounge, I noticed Bill Gates sitting on the Chesterfield
enjoying a cognac.

I was meeting with a very important client who was also flying to
Seattle with me but she was running a bit late. Being a forward
type of guy, I approached Mr. Gates and introduced myself. I
explained to him that I was conducting some very important
business and how much I would appreciate it if he could throw a
quick "Hello, Dean" at me while I was with my client.

He agreed.

Ten minutes later while I was conversing with my client, I felt a
tap on my shoulder.

It was Bill Gates. I turned around and looked up at him.

He said "Hi Dean, what's happening?"

To which I replied "Piss off Gates, I'm in a meeting."