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A woman goes to the doctors, and says,

"Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my clothes off to show you."

The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She does so, and the doctor goes round to see her when she is ready.

"Well, what is it?" he asks.

"It's a bit embarrassing," she replies, "These two green circles have appeared on the inside of my thighs."

The doctor examines her and finally admits he has no idea what the cause is. Then he suddenly asks,

"Have you been having an affair with a gypsy lately?"

The woman blushes and says, "Well, actually I have."

"That's the problem," the doctor says, "Tell him his earrings aren't made of real gold."

A young couple had a wild Saturday night and used two condoms
from a new box of twelve.

The following weekend the woman discovered that there were only
six condoms remaining in the box.

"What happened to the other four condoms?" she asked.

His nervous reply was, "Er, I masturbated with them."

Later, she approached her male confidant friend, told him the
story, and then asked him, "Have you ever done that?"

"Yeah, once or twice," he told her.

"You mean you've actually masturbated with a condom before?" she
asked.

"Oh," he said, "I thought you were asking if I'd ever lied to my
girlfriend."