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A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted
through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball
and bat.

"I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he announced. Then, he
tossed the ball into the air, swung at it, and missed.

"Strike One!" he yelled. Undaunted, he picked up the ball and
said again,

"I'm the greatest hitter in the world!" He tossed the ball into
the air. When it came down, he swung again and missed.

"Strike two!" he cried. The boy then paused a moment to examine
his bat and ball carefully. He spit on his hands and rubbed them
together. He straightened his cap and said once more,

"I'm the greatest hitter in the world!" Again, he tossed the ball
up in the air and swung at it. He missed.

"Strike three!" "Wow!" he exclaimed. "I'm the greatest pitcher in
the world!"