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Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show? Mark
Burnett, producer of "Survivor" plans to enlist 12 men, who will
be dropped in an unidentified suburb with a van, six kids (each
of whom play two sports and take either a musical instrument or
dance class), and no access to fast food.

They must keep the house clean, correct all homework (receiving
at least a "C+" on all papers), complete one science project,
cook (OK, they can bring one cookbook), do laundry, etc. Oh, and
they also have access to television only when the kids are asleep
and all chores are done, and none of the TV's have remotes. Plus
they have to shave their legs and wear makeup which they must
apply themselves either while driving or while making six
lunches.

The competitions will consist of such things as attending a PTA
meeting and accurately reporting the results; cleaning up after a
sick child at 3:00 a.m; making an Indian hut model with six
toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and getting a 4 year old
to eat a serving of peas.

The kids vote them off. The winner gets to go back to his job.