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The Pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors, none
of who could figure out how to cure him. Finally he was brought
to an old physician. After about an hour's examination the
physician came out and told the cardinals that he had some good
news and some bad news.

The bad news was that the pope had a rare disorder of the
testicles, which if left untreated, would be fatal. The good news
was that all the Pope had to do to be cured, was to have sex.

Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued about
it at length. Finally they went to the Pope with the doctor and
explained the situation.

After some thought, the Pope stated, "I agree, but under four
conditions."

The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an uproar. Over
the noise a single voice asked, "And what are the four
conditions?"

The room stilled. There was a long pause....

The Pope replied, "First the girl must be blind, so that she
cannot see with whom she is having sex."

"Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom she
is having sex."

"And third, she must be mute so that if somehow she figures out
with whom she is having sex, she can tell no one."

After another long pause a voice arose and asked,

"And the fourth condition?"

The Pope replied, "Big tits."