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A high school girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party
all alone.

Since she was very good looking, she was a bit nervous about what
to do if boys hit on her. Her Mom said,

"It is very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask
him 'What will be the name of our baby?', that will scare them
off." So off she went.

After a little while at the party a boy started dancing with her
and, little by little, kissing her and touching her. She asked
him, "What will our baby be called?"

The boy found some excuse and disappeared. Some time later the
same thing happened again, a boy started to kiss her neck, her
shoulders... she stopped him and asked him 'What will be the name
of our baby?',

He ran off.

Later on, another boy invited her for a walk. After a few minutes
he started kissing her and she asked him, "What will our baby be
called?"

He continued, now slowly taking her clothes off. "What will our
baby be called?" she asked once more.

He began to have sex with her. "What will our baby be called?!"
she asked again.

After he was done, he peeled off his condom, tied it in a knot
and said,

"...if he gets out of this one...David Copperfield!"