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A couple with their young son decided to spend a day at a nude beach. After an hour in the sun, the father went for a walk while the son played in the water.

After a while the boy came up to his mother and said,

"Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"

The mother said, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."

So the boy went back to play. Minutes later the boy returned and said,

"Mommy, I saw men with willies a lot bigger than daddy's."

The mother said the same thing, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."

So the boy went back to play. Several minutes later the boy ran back to his mother and said,

"Mommy, I just saw daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw, and the more he talked, the dumber he got!"