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There was once a Irishman and an Englishman who lived next door
to each other. The Irishman owned a hen and each morning would
look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for
breakfast.

One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid
an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door
when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg. The Irishman ran up
to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him
because he owned the hen. The Englishman disagreed because the
egg was laid on his property.

They argued for a while until finally the Irishman said, "In my
family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I
kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back
up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for
me to get up, whomever gets up quicker wins the egg."

The Englishman agreed to this and so the Irishman found his
heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back,
then ran toward the Englishman and kicked as hard as he could in
the balls. The Englishman fell to the floor clutching his nuts
howling in agony for 30 minutes.

Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Okay, now it's my
turn to kick you."

The Irishman said, "Keep the damn egg."