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A little dwarf lady goes into her doctor's office complaining of
an irritated crotch. After an examination the doctor sighs,

"I don't seem to see any problem. Does it get better or worse at
any time?"

"Yeah, its really bad whenever it rains." she replies.

"Well, then," says the Doc, "Next time it rains, get in here at
once, and we'll take another look at it."

Two weeks later it's raining really hard, and the little lady
shows up at the doctor's office.

"Doctor, it's really bad today. Please, you have to help me!!"

"Well, let's have a look," he says as he lifts her up onto the
table.

"Oh, yes, I think I see the problem. Nurse, bring me a surgical
kit. Don't worry ma'am this won't hurt a bit."

The dwarf lady closes her eyes in painful anticipation. The
doctor begins snipping away and finishes a few minutes later.

"There you go, ma'am, try that."

She walks back and forth around the office and exclaims,

"That's great, Doc, what did you do?!"

To which the doctor replied,

"I just took a couple of inches off the top of your rain boots."