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A young lad and his mother were walking down the street one day when suddenly the boy yelled out excitedly,

"Mother, Mother, Look at that bowlegged man!"

His mother immediately hushed him explaining it was not polite to make fun of bowlegged people.

The next day the same thing happened,

"Look mother, there's that bowlegged man!"

The mother grabbed the lad by the arm saying,

"When we get home you'll be punished for this outburst."

When they got home, she gave her son a work by Shakespeare,

"Go to you room and read this book. You can't come out until you have finished it. Maybe you will learn something from this punishment."

Two days later they are walking down the same street when the boy again spots the person he had been making fun of:

"Hark! What manner of men are these, Who weareth their legs in parentheses?"

A high school girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party
all alone.

Since she was very good looking, she was a bit nervous about what
to do if boys hit on her. Her Mom said,

"It is very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask
him 'What will be the name of our baby?', that will scare them
off." So off she went.

After a little while at the party a boy started dancing with her
and, little by little, kissing her and touching her. She asked
him, "What will our baby be called?"

The boy found some excuse and disappeared. Some time later the
same thing happened again, a boy started to kiss her neck, her
shoulders... she stopped him and asked him 'What will be the name
of our baby?',

He ran off.

Later on, another boy invited her for a walk. After a few minutes
he started kissing her and she asked him, "What will our baby be
called?"

He continued, now slowly taking her clothes off. "What will our
baby be called?" she asked once more.

He began to have sex with her. "What will our baby be called?!"
she asked again.

After he was done, he peeled off his condom, tied it in a knot
and said,

"...if he gets out of this one...David Copperfield!"